Welcome to the world of caffeine. Where no matter what direction you turn there’s a street riddled with energy drink evils – or a store being tormented by sugar-filled felons. That’s where we come in. In the middle of New Jersey lies a headquarters that’s home to a team of caffeinated cartoon superheroes. They go by the Distressers. Their sole mission is to fight against these everyday evils of sleepiness and help you conquer the day.