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No Sleep 'Til Dark Roast Coffee (12oz Baggie)
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Middle Child Medium Roast Coffee (12oz Baggie)
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Green Light Ceremonial Grade Matcha (1oz/30g Jar)
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No Sleep 'Til K-Cups Dark Roast Coffee (12ct Carton)
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Spice Girl Pumpkin Spiced Coffee (12oz Baggie)
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Holiday Cheer Throw Blanket
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Distresser: Game Ender (T-Shirt)
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Color Crazy (Hat)
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Welcome to the world of caffeine. Where no matter what direction you turn there’s a street riddled with energy drink darkness – or a store being tormented by sugar-filled felons. That’s where we come in. In the middle of Philadelphia lies a headquarters that’s home to a team of caffeinated cartoon superheroes. They go by the Distressers. Their sole mission is to fight against these everyday evils of sleepiness and help you conquer the day.