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Middle Child – 12oz Medium Roast Coffee Baggie

Regular price $17.49 USD
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SUPER F°CKING GOOD

GOOD MORNING, GOOD LOOKING, YOU READY FOR ANOTHER DAY? OF COURSE NOT. AT LEAST, NOT YET. BUT DONT WORRY YOUR LITTLE HEAD, THE DISTRESSERS ARE HERE TO HELP YOU

HIDDEN AWAY AT OUR HEADQUARTERS IN THE HEART OF PHILADELPHIA, WE HAVE BEEN HARD AT WORK FIGHTING SLEEP AND IMPOSSIBLE-TO-PRONOUNCE INGREDIENTS.

SO RELAX. MAKE SOME COFFEE. AND REMEMBER, YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON SUPERHEROES HAVE YOUR BACK, AND WE WONT REST UNTIL, WELL, EVER BECAUSE F*CK SLEEP. THE WORLD WAS MADE FOR THE CAFFEINATED